Hello one and all and welcome to the greatest (debatable) documentation of the Freshers' Week experience you're likely to follow. My name's Jamie, I'm an Aquarius and I'll be collecting and compiling the best action from on campus, on toon and wherever else our team of roving reporters end up. Sorry for the delay in getting this one out to y'all but we've had a few technical problems/gremlins/glitches in the mainframe in getting this up and running but it's here!. Expect terrible fancy dress, mild innuendo, and a ruddy good time.
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