I sprinkle some tears into my sponge,
So that he gets a taste of my favourite pastime,
I sprinkle some tears into my sponge
Add ¼ Bitter Lemon.
I add a drizzle of delicacy into
my diamanté Pyrex dish, so that he
understands the fragility of my being
Add ¼ Bitter Lemon.
I add a dash of Don Perrin to my party piece,
So that he finally gets to know what that taste
on the end of my tongue really is…fizz
Add ¼ Bitter Lemon.
I whisk some joy out of my batter
so that he knows what it feels like
to have a joyless centre- folded in half by an
unsteadied hand.
Add ¼ Bitter Lemon.
I add just a handful of pearls into my panat-Tony
so that he remembers that one is handling precious
goods at all times.
Add ¼ Bitter Lemon.
I garnish everything with a ¼ Bitter Lemon
so that the taste of a prinny scorned stays on
the tip of HER tongue forever and ever after
Best to serve cold.