Instead, I’m going for and old favourite from my school years - the beef dip. A beef dip is a highly descriptive sandwich – sliced roast beef, dipped in gravy, stuffed in between two big baps (chance would be a fine thing) or a stottie.
School lunch times were largely fuelled by these meaty bois and I still left with enough A-Levels to get into a Russell Group Uni.
Traditional butcher shops are a dying breed, but if you happen to come across one hungover doing the walk of shame, go in and order this absolute shirt-ruiner of a sandwich. It'll make you forget all about the terrible decisions you've made with your life!
