Courier Column: The best of Binface’s policies - A satirical take on what Brits really want. 

The best of Binface’s policies - A satirical take on what Brits really want.

Mia Young
11th November 2024
Image Source: Adelaide Dodson
If our government can’t provide essential services, maybe we’ll give the guy with the bin on his head a go. Heres a look at some of his most relatable proposals: 
  • Trains that work - Is there anything more British than standing on a cold, rainy platform looking at a delayed sign? We don’t need high speed rail, we just need trains that work
  • At least one affordable house - A modest goal, but in todays housing market, this feels like a miracle. 
  • Claudia Winkleman's fringe is to be grade 1 listed - Quite frankly iconic. 
  • Ministers paid to be tied to nurses - With a band 5 nurse's salary being less than 1/3 an MPs basic wage, its only fair MPs get a taste of their own medicine. 
  • All water bosses take a dip in British rivers & see how they like it - if its good enough for the fish, its good enough for the CEOs. 

Even though Binface takes a unserious approach, his sarcasm resonates with the average Brit. He represents the simple desires of what most British people want; affordable housing, trains that work, fair pay for workers - the list goes on. His policies - although tongue-in-cheek -  reflect a frustration with the current state of British politics.  

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