‘Shaken Udder’s Chocolush! Milkshake’.
You heard me. The distinct shapely nature of the bottle; its luscious Belgian chocolatey goodness – Belgian chocolate, the good kind – travelling down your throat. Truly no better pick from the Student Union's Co-op.
Why do I describe this like so? If you have to ask that question, you've simply never tasted it - never dared to venture into your deepest, most hidden desires.
It's simple: you walk into the Student Union's Co-op, purchase the drink, shake it with excited passion and then…then you taste it. Savour the feeling as you'll never taste something as spectacular as that beverage again.
Unless you go back and buy another one. That's all I can say.