Drink Review: Choccy Milk

This drink will make your whole body shiver with excitement

Ross Bennett
28th November 2022
Image credit: Pixabay
There is one drink, one special drink which is offered within the halls of the Student Union’s Co-op, that stirs vigour into the hearts of men and fascination in the minds of women. One drink that is impossible to beat, one drink that makes the Co-op trip so worthwhile.

‘Shaken Udder’s Chocolush! Milkshake’.

You heard me. The distinct shapely nature of the bottle; its luscious Belgian chocolatey goodness – Belgian chocolate, the good kind – travelling down your throat. Truly no better pick from the Student Union's Co-op.

Why do I describe this like so? If you have to ask that question, you've simply never tasted it - never dared to venture into your deepest, most hidden desires.

It's simple: you walk into the Student Union's Co-op, purchase the drink, shake it with excited passion and then…then you taste it. Savour the feeling as you'll never taste something as spectacular as that beverage again.

Unless you go back and buy another one. That's all I can say.

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