Beautiful? Sure, blue's a great colour. But it's nothing close to the beauty of being able to freely roam through the wonderfulness of Europe.
I'm not sure who thought putting Boris on a sports field with a bunch of kids was a good idea but I thank them. How else would we have gotten one of our best entries in this list - Boris just taking out a kid to win a game of rugby.
At least he showed a little competitiveness I guess?
Emerging from a bus, smug as anything, with the wrong figure on the side? The Brexit campaign feels like a fever dream but I don't think we'll ever quite move on from this.
If that money we were 'saving' from going to the EU is going into the NHS I certainly can't see much evidence of it.
Honestly when I heard Boris say this, at a conference no less, I was shocked. And then I laughed.
I'm sure Peppa Pig World is great (if you're five), but talking about it at a conference in front of dozens of business tycoons and your own peers? Pretty embarrassing stuff if you ask me.
One thing his time as the Mayor of London gave us: Boris stuck on a zip wire five metres above a park, harness distorting his suit, helmet over his mop of hair, brandishing two small plastic Union Jack flags.
He was, at the time, compared to a damp towel by Rebecca Denton and I can't say I disagree with that assessment. Apparently they already knew the zip wire was faulty so we must ask ourselves, was it all a stunt? One thing Boris knows how to do is get people talking about him for the stupid stuff he's done.
I mean talk about setting up expectations. Everyone should have expected it, let's be honest. He's got everything of a villain minus the coolness.
Do we really need to say anymore?
Is that thing a wig? A mop? An unfortunate collision with a hairdryer?
Whatever happened there the constant attack of my eyeballs was a little too much for me. At least now the only people subjected to that will be those who tune into GB news (so, no one).
What better way to make a point about rising costs than to wave about the food you're discussing?
Also - let's be real - who even eats kippers anymore?
