Rishi Ranked

The Prime Minister has certainly been having some moments lately...

multiple writers
18th March 2024
Image Credit: Marcin Nowak, Unsplash
  • The TikTok transition- 8.5/10

Apologies to anyone who lives in or around Blythe for this one. You've been smacked in the face by the Prime Minister himself. So it's time to slap back. Watching a multi-millionaire trying (and failing) to understand a tiktok trend was utterly painful, but hysterical nonetheless.

  • Asking a homeless man if he worked in business- 6/10

Imagine giving some poor man his only meal of the day and asking, "Do you work in business?" Truly unimaginable, but our Prime Minister did exactly that. Proof of heartlessness achieved.

"Truly unimaginable, but our Prime Minister did exactly that"

  • 'I'm a total coke addict'- 4/10

Yes, we know. A total *coca cola* addict.

A very awkward moment, for a very awkward man.

  • The contactless card- 7/10

Proof he does nothing for himself since he apparently can't even pay for his *coke*.

The man who used to be in control of the country's finances struggling to use a contactless card tells us everything we need to know about the current state of British politics.

"the man who used to be in control of the country's finances struggling to use a contactless card"

  • He has friends who are "well, not WORKING class" 7/10

An old video resurfacing of Sunak explaining that he has friends who are aristocrats, friends who are upper class and friends who are working class, before adding that they are, well, not WORKING class (because that could be proposterous).

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