The Sh*t: Where is the Best Toilet on Campus?

Three of our writers give their opinions about which campus loo is the best...

James Kobasa
11th January 2025
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What are your requirements for the perfect loo? Adequate privacy, lots of legroom, clean and accessible, no gender segregation? Whatever your needs are, there's a toilet on campus for everyone! Read three of our writer's opinions about their favourite loo on campus...

Amelie Baker:

Of my three years at Newcastle University, only one toilet has consistently stood out to me as a truly great loo. On Level 9 of the Henry Daysh building, they sit: always clean, always warm, and always welcoming in times of need. And as toilets go, they are fairly progressive. The gender labels have been removed from the doors - as, after all, why should toilets be gendered when we all need to go? Every toilet also has a cute tote bag hanging on the back of the door, tastefully decorated with Newcastle's buildings and helpfully filled with sanitary products. This toilet fits all your needs perfectly: what more could you ask for?

James Kobasa:

Out of the way and unknown to many, The Fredrick Douglass Centre is the place to be for all your sh*tting needs. Business students will know well the sixteen gender-neutral cubicles on the ground floor, which are so big you could walk laps around them. Many more similar bathrooms on the next floors await those needing some much-desired privacy. Never any time to wait and constantly immaculate, it's a shame for many students who will never experience this- and to top it off there are showers as well for those who are into that...

Amy Mescus:

In my personal opinion, the toilets in the Henry Daysh building are unbeatable. First of all, there is an excess of toilets in here. The Henry Daysh has an ample amount of floors, with multiple toilet locations on each of them, so you'll never catch yourself frantically hiking to a different floor or the opposite side of the building to take your number two.

The Henry Daysh toilets are also rooms, New York apartment size at that. There's no silly cubicle business here. No stressing that everyone can hear you going to the toilet. No waiting for the person in the loo next to you to leave so that you can poo, but they're also waiting for you to leave so they can poo, and now you're both waiting for each other to leave but nobody's leaving and-. You get my point. It's a horrible experience, and it's for that reason alone that, for me, the Henry Daysh toilets take home the crown for the best place to poop on campus. As well as this, they're gender inclusive! Yay!

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